Surprise?!

My first experience with a sonogram was when I was six and my mom was pregnant with my second brother. It was the first time she, or anyone I had known, was able to find out if she was having a boy or a girl months before giving birth. Naturally, since nature had already *blessed* me with a strong-willed little brother, I was to have a sister. Isn't that how it works?

I don't remember much about the ultrasound, but I DO remember the nurse (or doctor, or sonographer--it was 1987 so my child brain remembers her as a "nurse") announcing that my mom would be having a boy.

To quote some beloved southern friends, "Do what, now?"

Clearly the nurse had read the wrong paper or looked at the wrong sonogram. Heck, maybe she wasn't even aware that we already had a boy in the family and we were due for a girl this time. I had already practiced putting my dolls in frilly dresses and envisioning all the different ways I would style my little SISTER'S hair. Obviously she was mistaken, and I inquired about the accuracy of this newfangled system of predicting the baby's gender. My mom recalls a single tear rolling down my face as I asked the nurse if she was absolutely, positively SURE it was a boy.

She was pretty sure.

After a brief period of adjusting to the idea of having even more Matchbox cars to trip over, I began to get excited. A baby's a baby, and they're all wonderful. And besides, someday I would have a baby and it would be a girl and everything would be fine. Because that's how life works, in case you didn't know.

Once I knew that sonograms existed, I assumed that EVERYONE knew what they were having before they went into labor. I can admit it now, but I was once nearly horrified to find out that there were people out there who CHOSE to wait until their baby was actually born to see if it was a boy or a girl (this was before I began to adopt a "To each his own" attitude about life, which I'm still working on).

With my first pregnancy, there was no doubt in my mind that I wanted to know what I was having. I had a strong, inexplicable feeling it was a boy (despite growing up believing that I would have a girl first). The day my husband and I had that 20 week sonogram was one of the most exciting days of my life, and I loved walking around with a name for the baby and telling everyone. I also had a moment of, "Oh my GAWD. I don't know how to raise a boy!! What if he does crazy things like get arrested or fly off to the Dominican Republic without telling me?! (Random examples, of course... my brothers NEVER did anything like that... AHEM). So I bought a book with the cheesiest, early 90's fabulous cover called "Raising Boys." That ought to do it, right? My son was born almost two years ago, and, in case you didn't know, he is the absolute greatest joy of my life.

I'm pregnant again and due in early February. After hearing some friends talk about being surprised with their children and how great it was, I started thinking maybe we could try that this time around and compare it with the experience of knowing ahead of time. My husband loved the idea, and he has much better willpower than me so I knew he could hold me to it when I'm at my breaking point (think Jack Black in Tropic Thunder).

Now, when I was pregnant the first time, I encountered MANY people who waited to find out. This time around, I might as well be telling everyone that I plan to give birth at a martini bar. I get this, "Why on earth would you do that?!" look, and I can't complain: it used to be the same look that I gave "those people."

I guess this is just a roundabout way of saying that we're going to "try" and wait to find out if we're having a boy or a girl, and I completely understand if this quasi-horrifies people. I just don't want to challenge the medical authority of a doctor or nurse if they don't give me the answer I want...

And, besides, I all but know it's another boy. It's my DESTINY. But, c'mon, healthy baby = win win.

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P.S. I should mention that, though I mostly accepted that my baby bro was a boy, I still (sorry, mom) dressed him up occasionally in girls clothes and maaaaaay have tested some makeup techniques on his little face. But I'm pretty sure he's still grown into a mature, fine young man. At least that's what his parole officer tells me...

P.P.S Kidding about that very last part, of course ")